The Infinite Sentence

As we're all imaginative writers here, I thought you guys might enjoy this one. Our goal is to tell a story, but there's a catch: You can only tell it one sentence at a time, leaving the sentence trailing off for someone else to finish.

Ex:
Person #1: Once upon a time, there lived a...
Person #2: Horrible monster who liked to...
Person #2: Bake cookies, but one day...
Person #3: He discovered that he was out of flour, and he thought to himself...

Easy enough?
I'll start.

Once upon a time in a faraway...

there was a giant...

That lived in the ground with...

his darling pet cat named...

Hitler Kitty, for she had...

a black moustache under her nose and...

Liked to attack feet, for...

The funny little noise the females made when...

the slight bundles of fur on the paws...

suddenly bounce around them and...

tear tiny holes in the flesh of...

their feet but not...

in anywhere else because they...

love to scratch the feet of...

big hairy monsters like...

Yetis and Yowies that live...

in the deserts of Europe where...

the sweltering sun melts their...

pretty little faces until...

All that is left is the fur that...

is between their toes and...

makes them appear rather...

blue green than...

even the sky appears when...

the birds fly high in...